Aaargh, heave to there Matey’s, look lively now you rum pots. T’day is the day.
So listen up ye mangy dogs, beware those stinkin’ high falutin’ websites that go all mad today.
Mad like a 3 day bender on dry ground carryin’ a rum pot for ballast.
So heave to lads, cast ye sails to the wind, and watch ye back in this here internet of tubes. It be a jack-slap of a world out there.
Ye been warned,